Thursday, November 27, 2008

1:29 AM

Went to bed at 11pm something, got up at 10:30am something, and had a nap at 3ish after stuffing myself stupid on Turkey day. Now for some reason i'm not tired. It's cool I have a couple days off but my sleep schedule is screwed. Ain't nothing nothing and I won't know who I am for a couple days. The beast of a thousand centuries of darkenss will be loosed and shall giggle at people inappropriately. Crank the maddness engine up to eleven boys and girls it's time for the fun ride to crazy town.

My commandment to you: follow strangers around saying spooky

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Congradulations to the Discordians of HARWICH, Mass.


Congrads Discordian nut jobs of the aformentioned area.  That is one hell of a Jake.   A bit pricey though.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Why do I need to meet the same person more than once.

So I was thinking about groups of people and how some sub groups share so many similarities that the people associated with that group seem to be nearly the same person. Some of these sub groups are very large if you remove outside appearance as a distinguishing characteristic. If you can that is. It seems reasonable that how a person decorates themselves on the outside is a representation of their personality. Hmmmm If the person puts little thought into how they dress themselves or doesn't dress themselves with any form of expression what does that mean?

Monday, November 10, 2008

With applogise to The Plain White Tees and Eben Brooks

Sung to "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's
written By Eben Brooks
modded by me to fit better I think.

Hey there Chthulhu down there in your sunken city
You're a billion light-years distant and the stars they look so pretty
From R'lyeh
So close and yet so far away. Ia Iay.

Chthulhu fuh-TAH-gun, or is that Chthulhu fuh-TINE?
I can never quite remember 'cause I'm not in my right minds
Since I met you
No one corrupts the way you do. You know it's true

Oh, it's what you'll do to me
Oh, and all humanity
Oh, you'll rise up from the sea
Oh, kill everyone slowly
Except the ones like me

Hey there Chthulhu, I've been studying your gospel
The Necronomicon, it gives me nightmares something awful
Where I see
The death of all reality. It fills me with glee

So when the stars are right, you'll come and do your worst
But that's okay because I know you'll eat the cultists like me first
When you get here
I know that day is drawing near. I have no fear

Oh, it's what you'll do to me
Oh, and all humanity
Oh, you'll rise up from the sea
Oh, kill everyone slowly

A billion light-years seems so far
Below the sea, beyond the stars
Of these putrid human souls you'll drink your fill
The fools will all make fun of me
But I'll just laugh maniacally
'Cause no one's ever suffered like they will
Chthulhu, I can promise you
That by the time this cult gets through
The world will never ever be the same!
Praise your dark name!

Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
Boy, that's really quite a mouthful, can't quite cram it in my noggin
Not today
I try to say it anyway
I feel my soul being to fray
Still I await that frabjous day
Chthulhu calay!

Oh, it's what you'll do to me
Oh, and all humanity
Oh, you'll rise up from the sea
Oh, kill everyone slowly
Except the ones like me
Oh, kill everyone but me
Everyone but me

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Election Day

Well it has come to pass. It is election day. I decided to not vote my conscious in favor of the lesser of two evils method of voting. I feel regret about that but I can't quite say why. I guess I'm disappointed that there is very little chance that I'll ever get to vote for someone that I want to win who will have a good chance of winning.

Here's hoping that the New Crew will be able to magic some economic head way.

The Saga of the Moving Zombie

I moved to a new place; an apartment in the same apartment complex but 5 buildings down. With Gene's help I moved Grandma Snyder's lion claw table, the couch, and my bed. I moved everything else in three days. Saturday night, when I could have been out with my friends or my not quite girl friend, after 12 hours of moving, sore and tired, I got in my car to go get some toilet paper when I backed out of my spot and ran into someone. The whole weekend sucked but I accomplished quite a lot. I got a lot of exercise and have lost 5 pounds. I'm in a clean and wonderful apartment and just need to unpack, organize, and toss out the useless junk.

I moved down 5 buildings to 2311. Hail Eris.