I bought a new pair of shorts today. Despite being a 38 it still felt a little tighter that I would have expected. I like a dumb ass didn't try them on at the store. I wore them anyway. I got back from dinner and while I was getting out of the car I heard something hit the ground. It was the front button off my new shorts.
I am a disgusting fat body. I have already started dieting.
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