Discordian poem combat

5 lines, two stanzas, 2nd and 5th lines rhyme. So very much like a lymric.

If I existed between 7 and 9
I'd be 2 to the 3rd

It would be great
If I was an 8
instead of half of a turd

or less emo

If you existed between 7 and 9
you'd be 2 to the 3rd

It would be great
If you were an 8
Instead of half of a turd

I dare you to use that last one the next time a really unattractive person hits on you at a bar.

Another good line

If I go for a stroll am I a stroller

Good Line

Love is the most beautiful death a man can suffer

"Tom, don't you think that's going to far?"

"The only way to get where you are going is by going all the way"

Ecclesiastic muscles have been flexed

Monday night (11:30, 1/5) I married Austin Parker to his spiral staircase; Dorra Gene. Quick greating, statement of intent, a bible verse, exchanging of vows and rings, annoinment of couple with booze, pronouncement and done with a best man and a maid of architecture. I'm horrible.

Good news and bad news

Hail Eris, full of grace. Caffeination takes her place.

Hail Eris, full of grace. Likes to sit down on my face.

Here we go again

One more run around the sun here on spaceship earth.

I want to make a rhyme out of that.  It has a good flow but the only way it leads me is depressive and emo and I just don't feel that bad.  I see a bunch of stuff I think is horrible; close minded, repetitive,  unthinking, terroristic, overly-aggressive and uncreative things, but at the same time I can sense an intangible force building to dissipate what I will, for lack of a better term, call evil.

I'm concerned but hopeful.  I'm not certin if that is because I see a way through or becuase I don't want things to turn into a nightmare.

I guess that I need to start bending my will toward this project. It is a new year in a new apartment and time for Shrine creation.

Let things not suck.