What do you get when you have a discordian in the military

I'll tell you what you don't get: Brock fuckin' Samson

http://skippyslist.com/list/

These are the things that my brain would come up with to keep me from going crazy from the day in day out boring order that I imagine a military life to be. I also see people trying to make me keep a list like this that I am ostensibly to follow.