Koan Time

There are always three halves to any problem. Half the time it's good, half the time it's bad and half the time it is crazier than a tube sock full of greased weasels.

Good mumbo jumbo

You don't have to have a reason to be happy. : )

Koan Time with Uncle Bandersnatch

CAUTION! Your local police are considered armed and extreamly dangerous! Do not approach!

We must lose our minds to come to our senses.

"The map is not the territory." -R.A.W.

"What map? What are you talking about you serene old fruitcake. Just cause you're old and happy doesn't mean you don't have to make sense anymore." -Me

Might doesn't make right, but it does make authority like no bodies business.

Koan Time with the Bandersnatch

Life is surreal, other times it's chocolate cake.