My imaginary friend already beat your imaginary friend up.

No text to this one.  It's selfexplanatory. Thou the true intellectual will have some problems with it.

Kinda funny even if you don't believe in God or Satan

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"

And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.

I feel sullied in unusual ways

I'm going to have to drink the cool-aid. I've been avoiding it thinking maybe I could get on the mothership by climbing on through the landing gear. I was wrong.

I'm going to have to learn VBScript.

::retch::

Still don't know how to feel

Ed Brown and his wife, the Tax evaders from the Northeast, have been arrested. The cops who  subdued Andrew "Don't Tase me, Bro!" Meyer's have been cleared of any charges. I really don't know how to feel. Where is that imaginary line between oppression and reasonable law enforcement? At what point will we remember that this country was founded by rebels? When is it right? When is it wrong?

Evil Bastardry

At what point do you, having realized that you are a deviously insane evil bastard, slit your own throat to prevent you from ruling every cretinous dip-shit that dare walk your planet?

Do others see the world of possibilities that exist out there; the little lines of influence and control, or are their eyes clouded? Do they refuse to see?

A twitch here and a tug there and the whole world spins a different way.

I love playing Vampire.  Intelligence, problem solving, social manipulation, conspiracy, story telling, deceit, back stabbing, and vast amounts of gut wrenching bastardry leading to the enjoyment of all. The only downside is that it leaves me giggling maniacally to myself late at night when these horribly wicked and brain hurting ideas come to me. Though I do enjoy them. }:)

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Am I a bad American for being happy that an Organization in Turkey is protesting the US's decision that they committed genocide back during WWI? Am I no longer a patriot for want more people in more countries to Unify against America? Am I bad person for believing that we need to be smacked down for the shit that we've been doing?

Why can't we leave everyone alone?

I want the responsibility and I want the awareness, but I guess I miss the blissful ignorance of my childhood

A scream of rage

You live in a free country.  You can do anything you want.  You're free.  Now if you'll excuse us we are going to go make a lot of rules that prevent you from expressing that freedom.

If you wish to vote for Ron Paul (or in fact any candidate of your choice) you best make sure you are registered as their party if you live in a closed state. Please make sure of the rules your state has about how to vote so that you know that you will be able to vote for who you like.  I can only imagine how viciously angry I would be if I got to the booth and couldn't vote for who I wanted to.

But that's not why I'm writing this.  I get very down-trodden about this countries political system and how things are done.  I feel helpless and alone and unable to control my own destiny. I lament the way things are and wish that they were different.

By that I mean I want things my own way. Yes I realize that is horribly selfish but I can't imagine that you don't want it your way. I feel the only fair way is to break up into small communities so that like minded people can have the laws they want but I can't imagine how much bureaucracy that would require.

So bitter.  So angry.