So I'm going to do the lame uncreative thing of finding quotes from the internet and reposting them here. It is done in the spirit of sharing but all it does is create cliches.
Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
If you can read this, you're in range.
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A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.