I am obviously less than diligent about updating this.
I heard back from Toyotetsu. They offered me a job for not enough money to move to a place I'd rather not live.
Go Daddy offered me a job for a ton of money to live in the desert which I took.
I am now in the AZ with everything I want except all my friends and family. I'm very excited about the job and I think I'll be able to do okay at it.
I really miss everyone. It really sucks being so far away from the people I love.